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We aren't northern, we aren't southern, we're just chill.
We can catch, cook, and crack our own crabs from our own bay.
We are in Maryland, the best state in the US, which means we have skiing
out west, farm country to the north, the bay right in the middle, the ocean out
to the east, and suburbs all over, take your pick.
Senior week, or should I say month, is not only in Ocean City it IS Ocean
City...This is the drunkest month in America...
We can drink any city/state under the table. (i.e. we have a better night life
than you!)
The best beer pong players are all Maryland born and bread.
We can catch, cook, and crack our own crabs from our own bay.
We are in Maryland, the best state in the US, which means we have skiing
out west, farm country to the north, the bay right in the middle, the ocean out
to the east, and suburbs all over, take your pick.
Senior week, or should I say month, is not only in Ocean City it IS Ocean
City...This is the drunkest month in America...
We can drink any city/state under the table. (i.e. we have a better night life
than you!)
The best beer pong players are all Maryland born and bread.
We can take apart a crab like a surgeon!
Grow men who wear purple are manly.
Our governor fights for our right to play slot machines....We
like to gamble...
Drink specials... everyday...
Grow men who wear purple are manly.
Our governor fights for our right to play slot machines....We
like to gamble...
Drink specials... everyday...
Towson, Canton, Fed Hill, Fells, Powerplant and so much more!
So many choices... so many beers... again with the best night life..
We can hit the club, drink at a friend's house, and go to Southern
Maryland for boating/crabbing and offroading, all in one weekend.
We have an excellent selection of colleges to party at on the
weekends....that means more fraternity boys and sorority girls!
We have 2 of the top 10 richest counties in the country...yea..
we're that cocky...
So many choices... so many beers... again with the best night life..
We can hit the club, drink at a friend's house, and go to Southern
Maryland for boating/crabbing and offroading, all in one weekend.
We have an excellent selection of colleges to party at on the
weekends....that means more fraternity boys and sorority girls!
We have 2 of the top 10 richest counties in the country...yea..
we're that cocky...
Home of the best country radio station in the world.
Also home of the greatest shortstop that ever lived!
That same nest also holds the two greatest sports teams-- our
Ravens and Orioles! (The Os are the last team, besides those
damn Yankees to have won the AL East...)
We know how to drive in a traffic circle....
Old Bay seasoning is the shit... and very accessible here!
We have WAWA. And ours have free chip nights.
We call it pizza, pie is just gay.
Also home of the greatest shortstop that ever lived!
That same nest also holds the two greatest sports teams-- our
Ravens and Orioles! (The Os are the last team, besides those
damn Yankees to have won the AL East...)
We know how to drive in a traffic circle....
Old Bay seasoning is the shit... and very accessible here!
We have WAWA. And ours have free chip nights.
We call it pizza, pie is just gay.
Summer will make you sweat your balls off, and winter will give them frostbite.
We've never thought anyone from Cali was a god.
We get shit loads of snow days and use them to drink and go sled
riding/skiing/snowboarding.
You remember where you were when the Ravens won the Super Bowl and the Terps
won the National Championship.
TV shows about rich kids whining haven't got shit on The Wire, which was filmed
right here in Baltimore. Oh and don't forget The Blair Witch Project, and all the John
Waters films (Crybaby, Hairspray, Serial Mom, etc...)
We've never thought anyone from Cali was a god.
We get shit loads of snow days and use them to drink and go sled
riding/skiing/snowboarding.
You remember where you were when the Ravens won the Super Bowl and the Terps
won the National Championship.
TV shows about rich kids whining haven't got shit on The Wire, which was filmed
right here in Baltimore. Oh and don't forget The Blair Witch Project, and all the John
Waters films (Crybaby, Hairspray, Serial Mom, etc...)
We have some of the best lacrosse in the world. Bayhawks;
MLL National Champs and Hopkins; NCAA National Champs.
We call a creek a "crick"
We call a sink a "zink"
We don't wash our
clothes we "warsh" them.
"Wooder" comes out of the "zink" and we use it to "warsh"
our clothes.
We have soda not pop.
Every time you go to see the Orioles you hope a homerun
breaks one of the warehouse windows...
MLL National Champs and Hopkins; NCAA National Champs.
We call a creek a "crick"
We call a sink a "zink"
We don't wash our
clothes we "warsh" them.
"Wooder" comes out of the "zink" and we use it to "warsh"
our clothes.
We have soda not pop.
Every time you go to see the Orioles you hope a homerun
breaks one of the warehouse windows...
We all know Ray and Jamal didn't have anything to do with those
crimes...
We get off school for three inches of snow!
We bong beers like it's our job, FYI it's not called FUNNELING!
We bleed purple, black and orange.
And no matter what people say, our nation's capital is in our state!
| And how about Maryland friends: OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food MARYLAND FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. MARYLAND FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. MARYLAND FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. MARYLAND FRIENDS: Cry with you. OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. MARYLAND FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you. MARYLAND FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. MARYLAND FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. MARYLAND FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. MARYLAND FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. MARYLAND FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!! OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while. MARYLAND FRIENDS: Are for life. You ain't got shit on us... don't even try!!! |
| Jess (my cousin) had this on her MySpace blog and I thought it was really cool because of how true it was. So I thought I'd borrow it and add a little visual aid to it. For those who didn't know-- now you do, and for those who did, well you already knew Maryland rocks! |
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